The Daylight Comes At Last

Our first trip to Alaska was in June. We had been living in Germany and arrived without children on our “house-hunting” trip authorized by the military. Because we had come half-a-world away in only a day, we had not acclimated to the time change. Our sponsor had kindly invited us to stay in his home and our bedroom was in the darker basement, but when we went outside and began actually house-hunting the daylight hours seemed to never end.

                With our jet-lagged days being upside down, we were moving around zombie-like, with burning eyes and vitality drained away. The helpful realtor showed us a number of homes and we immediately determined that Eagle River was vastly preferable to Anchorage. On the second or third day, we found a house we thought we could live in there, and after doing all the official things one does in buying a home, we were left to our own devices for a few days.

                We had never experienced a 24-hour long day before, and in our time-zone compromised state didn’t fully appreciate it. Leaving Anchorage for Phoenix, our bodies and our brains were normalizing and we reunited with the kids, buying a used GMC Suburban, and outfitting ourselves for the long drive north.

                Summertime daylight hours in Phoenix are much warmer and shorter than they are in Anchorage. The jackets we had put in our suitcases for Alaska were packed away in Arizona in favor of shorts and t-shirts. By the time we took a little vacation, tuned up the Suburban for the trip, and headed north, it was July. Soon we were in the pine forests of Colorado, cooler and calmer than Arizona had been. We caravanned along with my parents who towed their 5^th wheel trailer and made our way to Bellingham, Washington where we boarded a ferry and cruised North to Alaska.

                The day lengths began to stretch out again, and we were glad for the coats in our suitcases. We camped out on the deck of the ferry and spent 3 nights onboard our way to Haines, Alaska where we drove off the ferry and began our 800-mile drive across Canada to reach Anchorage.

                By the mid-August, our days were noticeably shorter, and by the middle of September they were normal, Germany-Arizona wise. And no wonder; on September 22^nd, the days are the same length the world over. After that, the days begin to shorten, and the further north you are, the shorter they become.

                Trick-or-treating in Phoenix required shorts under a costume. In Germany, a jacket was advisable. In Eagle River, a snow-suit was a better choice. The days were getting noticeably shorter and there was snow!

                Thanksgiving time was real winter, and by the time Christmas arrived, days were about 5½ hours long. The shortened daylight hours lead to depression for many people, and there is a general gloominess to the world, but on December 21^st, the days start getting a few seconds longer. By mid February, we are gaining over 5 minutes per day. That is over a half-hour per week, and assuming the weather is letting the sun in (not necessarily a good assumption), circadian rhythms get bounced and moods improve while the whole world looks more cheery.

                On March 21^st, the length of days is again the same the world over, and after that, Alaskan days are longer than everywhere to the south. March, and occasionally April, dump pretty good snows on the Anchorage area as winter fades in rage, and late April and May are often sunny with ever-lengthening days.

                All of the things people have been preparing for all winter suddenly present themselves at once in June, and the grass begins to grow, the gardens have to be planted, the fish have to be caught, the mountains have to be climbed, the house has to be maintained, and visitors have to be entertained. It’s just lucky there’s 24 hours a day to do it in.

                By July, the days are again getting shorter, but are still long enough for everyone to be burned out all the time. And in August, where the days are noticeably shorter, the cycle begins again.

Carols By Candlelight

I got up early…..sort of…..to write. I did have to finish Marc Cameron’s new Clancy novel, “Oath of Office,” but after I took care of that, well….look at me! I am writing. While cruising around the internet doing only worthwhile things a week ago, I came across a video recording of Carols by Candlelight made in 1987. Carols by Candlelight originated in 1937 in Melbourne, Australia as the brain child of Norman Banks, a radio broadcaster. He noticed many people spending Christmas alone and wanted to reach out. In 1938 he organized the first gathering. It consisted of entertainers who sang Christmas carols and who then led the gathered crowd in singing carols. The first event had about 10,000 attendees, and it has been held annually ever since. The venue has changed to accommodate the huge numbers that now attend. Funds raised were historically given to various charities and hospitals. Since at least 1987, the funds have gone to Vision Australia, a nonprofit serving those who are blind and with low vision.

The 1987 version was the 50^th anniversary and was a great opportunity to belt out the carols with thousands of my best friends living a world away. Though Carols By Candlelight has grown into a worldwide experience with variations held the world over, including London, Dallas, San Antonio, San Diego, and Jackson, Mississippi to name a few, the original is still held on Christmas Eve in Melbourne. Events elsewhere are held at various times during the Christmas season. Last night we watched a recording of the 2017 experience, the 80^th anniversary show, and tickets are on sale for 2018 if you happen to be in Melbourne. The show starts at 1AM in Alaska; that is the morning of Christmas Eve. https://carols.visionaustralia.org/tv-and-radio

It occurred to me watching the 1987 show that I was mentally willing to suspend time, seeing an event of 30 years ago as the present. When I shook my head out and looked at the babies that were shown in the videotape made then, it was difficult to imagine them at 31 or 32 years old today. The 2017 edition featured a performer, Silvie Paladino, only 16 at the 50^th anniversary show, and who was suddenly 46. She has aged well and has a beautiful voice….and a much prettier dress now…, but in an instant she is 30 years older!

This happens to all of us. Our mental snapshot of a person is as the last time we saw them. Not long ago a friend posted a group picture of our 5^th grade class. While I could not put a name on every face, every face was burned away into the recesses of my brain. I could look at them and imagine them in class or on the playground, suspended in time. Imagining the experiences, the joy and pain and happiness and sorrow that has gone on in each of the lives of my 5^th grade classmates robs them and me of the health and innocence we all once had, even if it only exists in my mind.

 I’ll be turning 65 this year and I count myself as lucky that I am healthy and well and that joy has outweighed sorrow in my life many times over. I attribute that to good genes, a good upbringing, a good wife, a good education, good luck, and being blessed by my Father in Heaven in more ways than I deserve. I know that some of my classmates have not been as fortunate, and perhaps some more so.

Reality is that worrying over what advantages we did or didn’t have is a pointless exercise. The good fairy will not swoop down and wave a magic wand to give us all the things we think we should have had. The only real answer for each of us is to do the best we can every day and trust that it will lead us to the best outcome.

Evil and misfortune truly exist in the world and it is heart-breaking and rage-inducing to be a recipient, or even a witness. We all watched the videos of the “Knock-Out Game” a few years ago where an innocent person walking down the street would be struck by an attacker with the goal of knocking him out in one blow. That seemed to me to be an iconic example of evil, and we are all potential victims. It might be a thief who breaks into our home or one who uses the internet to clean out our bank account. It might be a fire or an earthquake that robs us of all we have. We all want justice, but justice is rarely obtained and never fulfilling. The loss will still be there and the sooner we put it behind us and focus on making ourselves whole again, the sooner we will recover; physically, emotionally, and spiritually.

The message of the Christmas season, and of the life and mission of Jesus Christ is that when we stop focusing on ourselves and focus on making others whole, we will find that we also have become whole. 

 “I tell you these things that ye may learn wisdom; that ye may learn that when ye are in the service of your fellow beings, ye are only in the service of your God” (Mosiah 2:17).

The Earthquake Experience

There is a macabre fascination for a disaster. While for me personally, the earthquake of Friday, November 30, 2018 was not a disaster, for some it truly has been. Beverly had just left the house with three of our grandchildren who we have been tending while their parents are out of town. She was taking them to meet up with a carpool. I had fed the kids breakfast and was getting ready to go into the garage to work on some Christmas presents. I stood between the living room and the dining room when the house began to shake.

We are not unused to earthquakes here. We have tremors, and more severe, all the time. After a few seconds, I could tell that this was not of the normal sort. The earthquake hit hard with a single pulse and then persisted for maybe 30 seconds. As I stood there, several thoughts were tumbling around in my head. This is bigger than normal. It might be a 7. I guess we find out if having the home designer plan for 100 mph winds and seismic occurrence was worth it. Listen to the glass breaking. Maybe I should get out from under this big beam.

I went to the front door and opened it. Standing in the doorway, the shaking stopped. I stood there a minute, then came back in and closed the door. I walked back to the living room, looking up at the tall ceiling and all the exposed beams. We had just finished decorating for Christmas and the 20 foot tall Christmas tree was overlooking the valley below us, placidly waving as if blown by a breeze. The floor was littered with the stocking hangars that we have treasured since the kids were little, 7 of the 8 having fallen off the 10 foot high beams they were sitting on.

The electricity had flashed off, then on, then finally and definitively off during the quake, but the sky was lightening and seeing wasn’t a problem. I started to walk around when-6 minutes after the first shock- the world started shaking again with the first and biggest of the aftershocks. The earthquake had indeed been a 7.0, and the first aftershock was rated at 5.8 on the Richter scale. Each number increase on the scale reflects a 10-fold increase in wave magnitude, so the initial quake was roughly 10 times more severe than the first aftershock.

Beverly called me about then and my new phone was buried on my desk where everything had toppled. I dug it out and answered. She said she was going to take the kids to school, but wasn’t even sure if they would have school. As it turned out, they closed the school and she brought them home, as well as Jennifer’s youngest two, that she picked up at their school.

I pulled out my phone and began to share a video with the family detailing a walkthrough of the house, and before I was done, Beverly was back with the 5 kids. There was glass everywhere except downstairs and I set up a table by the window down there where the gradually lightening sky would illuminate the room first and ordered them to stay downstairs and play a game. That worked for 3 or 4 minutes. They were repeatedly banished to the basement while we began cleaning up the worst of the glass. I picked up the broken stocking hangars and placed all the pieces on the dining room table, then did the same for the angels from over the fireplace.

A glass platter had shattered on the floor in the kitchen. A ceramic charger had broken again after a repair 15 years old, and a vase had fallen out of a cupboard and send shards all over the dining room. Other than that, our first inspection was surprisingly tame. That isn’t to say that there was order; there was not. The kitchen floor was covered with books, canned food and boxes littered the floor in the pantry. The shelf over my desk collapsed and created a great pile that forced me to clean up and throw away.

A second inspection revealed a broken canning jar of beef stew in the basement where hundreds of other jars were stacked on shelves. In the bathroom upstairs a few decorative bottles in the window crashed on the ground. In the bathroom downstairs a mirror behind the sink fell over the counter and broke on the carpet. A few boxes and bins fell off their shelves on the walls of the garage and landed on the concrete floor, but nothing was broken.

On my third inspection this morning (Sunday) I found a cast iron roaster that we had gotten in Germany had toppled from the top shelf and broken.

When we built our house and I was excavating the property, I was scraping away the topsoil to make a flat place on the side of our mountain to build a house. I hit bedrock and could go no deeper. In fact, our house was supposed to be 10 feet shorter, buried in the ground to an extent, but it was not to be. The bedrock forced us to build higher, and we attribute that problem that was resolved 15 years ago with the lack of damage to our house. There was no structural damage, aside from several cracks where drywall joints gapped slightly. Apparently bedrock jolts once, but doesn’t keep waving. Earth piled on bedrock moves until it doesn’t, waving back and forth.

My eldest daughter, who lives down the mountain from us, wasn’t interested in being home alone. She picked up her 2 oldest kids from their schools and they joined the throng in our home. I sent the kids downstairs, condemned to games in the lightening basement. After a while, my eldest son arrived in his truck to get some diesel out of my storage tank that, by that time, was fueling the generator. He filled his truck and then went back to work on his house.

I took Jennifer back to her house where we, lighting the dark corners with headlamps, inspected for damage. The same story prevailed for her. Lots of stuff on the ground and broken glass, but nothing structural that we could see. I crawled under the garage crawlspace to check the water tank and pump and found the PVC pipe between them had broken. I took the pieces and then we left to buy a fitting at the hardware store and check out the office.

There were several vehicles in front of Trustworthy Hardware at the bottom of Eagle River Loop. As I walked in the door and realized it was dark, I turned around to get my headlamp. The owner told me that he wasn’t really open, but was just trying to help people. I went and found the fitting I needed that was marked at 49 cents. I gave him a dollar and he gave me 50 cents change. Pretty great service, if you ask me.

Jennifer and I walked into my office, expecting the worst. Every single chart in both the front office and the hallway to the back was on the floor, not in alphabetical order, but shuffled as if they had been playing cards. The sterilization area was a complete shambles with instruments everywhere. The distiller on the counter had been saved from a fall to the floor by the drawer in front of it having opened and carried its weight. The hallway out of the operatory area into the back was cluttered with debris. The lab door couldn’t be pushed in because nearly everything in the lab from models to supplies was laying on the floor. When I got the door open finally, the machine we make retainers on had also been saved by the drawer beneath it. The lathe and the model trimmer were both laying on the floor in the midst of everything else.

The supply area was a foot deep with debris, and two shelves had fallen over, completely blocking the path to the break room in the back. I made my way across the blockage to find the refrigerator standing open and its entire contents laying on the floor. I filled it back up and closed the door and then climbed back out.

The shelves over the desk in Robert and my office had fallen across the desk and onto the floor, and the shelves opposite the desk were likewise dumped on the ground. The archive room, full of charts and supplies, was (and still is, at this writing) impassable. The water cooler in the patient area was empty and one 5 gallon bottle had rolled free. I mounted it on the stand and we left.

We spent the rest of the day cleaning up at home, fixing Jennifer’s broken pipe, checking on Carolyn’s house, and checking on friends. The electricity had come back on at my house by early afternoon and the place was beginning to look normal. We had picked up and put away-or threw away-most everything that had been displaced. I used 3 tubes of super glue to put together all the broken Christmas treasures and put them back in their accustomed places. The kids had settled in to a Christmas Movie Marathon in the basement, and Jennifer and her kids spent the night as well.

Our neighbors at the end of our road were not as fortunate as we. Their house had been built in the 1960’s on a point overlooking all of Eagle River and Anchorage. They had just bought the house 6 months ago and the damage is catastrophic. It is as if the house began a slide down the hill while the garage remained behind, and I’m afraid rebuilding or abandonment will be their only options. We spoke with them several times during the day as they sat in front of the house wondering what their next step would be. We offered them a place to stay, but they said they’d had several offers. My heart aches for them.

On Friday I told the family and some of the staff that the office would be closed Monday and the staff would put things right, but I was shamed by my inaction and Beverly and I and the office manager showed up about noon and began working. I got the computer system router and music system running and then worked on the sterilization area. All the instruments had to be re-sterilized and everything put away. Robert, Bethany, Hannah, and Winnie showed up about 1:30 and began working in earnest. Robert was in and out with his other responsibilities, but he got the main server, that he had just finished installing that week, up and running.

We worked straight through till about 7PM, and other than our office and the archive room, everything looks pretty normal. Robert noticed that the X-Ray machine had moved enough to tear out a wall brace. It is freestanding, but was bolted to the wall to keep it from moving incidentally. We removed a bent plate from the back and made sure it is in good working condition, and it will be functional until we can move it back 10 inches or so to its normal location.

We plan to see patients as normal Monday morning, so we shouldn’t inconvenience their families, though there are plenty of other things that will likely get in the way of their normal lives.

Traffic has been a mess between Anchorage, Eagle River, and the Valley. Sink holes, collapsed lanes, and compromised bridges have limited traffic to one lane in several places and that will surely be a lingering nightmare for those that have to travel to work or school, but school is cancelled for the whole next week for repairs.

Take Aways from our experience.

1.       We feel truly blessed, though no more deserving than some who have been badly challenged. It is our opportunity to be charitable with them.

2.       Be Prepared is not just the Boy Scout Motto. Having food and energy storage may be incalculably valuable, not just for us, but for others.

3.       A little determination and elbow grease will set things right in less time than you think.

Metaphorically speaking, my office talks to me of my beliefs. It was complete chaos and the temptation to submit to despair and put off setting things right was great, but when we began working on the problem instead of working around it, in a surprisingly short time we will return to normal. There will be the lingering scars, but they, too, will fade with time and effort.

On a spiritual basis, we are all much like the detritus of the earthquake. Our lives can be in complete tumult, but when we surrender ourselves to the healing power of our Savior, Jesus Christ, we can be healed in a surprisingly short time.

This is my Christmas message this year. We celebrate his birth, but his example, life, resurrection, and saving power will save every one of us, if we choose to let him.

Friendship

We had the occasion to spend an evening with some dear friends, and I reflected on what constitutes a friend. We have many acquaintances. We have co-workers that we are friendly with. We associate with folks with whom we share a common interest, and we might deem all of these friends. Yet some relationships that we have had the good fortune to make seem to be a degree closer; some immeasurable quantity finer.

I remember observing my children and watching them form friendships. As 4 year olds, they had no fear in sharing with a peer and, the formation of a friendship seemed instantaneous. They would come home from kindergarten telling us about their new friend that they had just met, and while they might have some playmates that they preferred over others, they seemed to be a friend to everyone in their class.

As they grew, their friendships became a rarer quantity. There were friends they would play with after school, those they might have on the same sports team, friends in the same Sunday School class, and those that just lived in the neighborhood. As parents, we also began to spot the kids who were not friends; the bullies and those who would only talk to our children when there was no one around who was a more desirable associate.

We would occasionally find our children sad or even crying over the real or imagined affront from a friend. As their wounded hearts and feelings healed, they were, perhaps, more reluctant to enter into friendships for fear of being hurt by someone they trusted.

Teenage years were full of the cliques of the cool kids whose self-importance seemed to center more around whom they could exclude from their groups than the common interests the members of the groups might hold. At times, the gossip and the put-downs that were inflicted on the vulnerable caused wounds that were as real, and at least as painful, as if they had been physical ones. Maybe the common interest they shared was in whom could they belittle or shame or insult or hold themselves forth as superior to.  

That isn’t to say that teenagers weren’t friendly to each other. As an outside observer, the cliques weren’t always exclusive. Many times they just weren’t inclusive enough to welcome others into a group and thereby hurt the tender adolescent feelings of those around them through their virtual exclusion. Kids on the same sports team or in the same drama production or even in the same class in school might still be seen as friends, but not as close friends, and a social interaction in one group didn’t translate into the invitation to join another.

I’ve witnessed a group of girls in a Sunday School class talking among themselves with a new girl sitting among them, completely ignored. Any one of the girls could have easily introduced herself to the new girl and welcomed her into the group, but by mutual consent they failed to do so in what should be one of the most welcoming of associations. I don’t believe the girls would have thought of themselves as being rude, but were not willing to take the non-existent risk of inclusion. What might any of the other girls in the class have thought if one had made the invitation?

These situations have almost completely neglected the neurosis-inducing complexity of boy-girl relationships. Intersex pairings can create a cause for purposeful exclusion of individuals from one group or another as jealousy and competition for attention are introduced into the relationship game. The human insecurities we all share translate into the creation of enemies and frenemies where they need never exist.

We prefer to think that, as adults, we have matured beyond the seemingly petty insecurities of the teen years, but it is not universally so. I have seen workplace drama whose participants would feel right at home in the cliques of high school. It does appear that as we enter into the 3^rd and 4^th decades of life, that interpersonal cruelty becomes much less common. Perhaps the experience of living through those years has allowed us to see beyond the folly of treating others as less than ourselves.

 I believe we do see past the folly, but that we do so at the cost of forming close friendships. There are many that I count as friends that I would be willing to help, and who would unreservedly help me were the need to arise, and yet they are not ones I would comfortably share my hopes and dreams with.

In that group I count my spouse, my children, and only a few others. I might define the others as friends that, though I haven’t seen them for years, our closeness endures as though no interval existed.

Completion

     

                We humans derive a peculiar emotional feeling from completion of a long term task or activity. The feeling is, at once, joyful and celebratory as well as of a melancholy sadness. I remember being told that my high school graduation would be one of the important events of my life. Graduating honorably, with good grades and with the benefit of a scholarship to look forward to just didn’t have the exuberant feel that I’d expected. It may have been that I was leaving behind all that was familiar and looking forward to new experiences I had not yet had not yet known, but the completion of my first 12 years of schooling left me with the conscious feeling of having been abandoned. It left me with a profound sadness that lasted until I was immersed in the next “thing”.

                Major events in our lives are relatively few: Marriage, birth of children, death of loved ones, completion of schooling or other training designed to give us a worthwhile livelihood, new employment and loss of employment, among others. Some of the these are happier than others, but I, for one, feel some trepidation with each.

                Trepidation after the birth of a child? The joy is undoubtedly great, but as the responsibility of raising that child descends there is a trepidation. It is perhaps borne of the humility we may feel over being entrusted with the physical and emotional and spiritual education of a human being….like being a partner with God. Trusted by him but perhaps not by ourselves.

                When I separated from the Army at my own request, the melancholic sentiment was nearly overwhelming. I left for a well-paying job and far better working circumstances, yet leaving the familiar surroundings that I had been nurtured in for 16 years felt was surprisingly difficult and deeply depressing.  On one day I was a respected senior officer and on the next I was unwanted and unwelcome. I could not even get in the gate without a sponsor. It felt like a betrayal.

                Obviously, the circumstances and the triggering notion in the examples above were different, yet, to me, they each harbored the sentiment of sadness at completion. A wedding should be overwhelmingly happy, but the uncertain and enthusiastic commitment of a life together coupled with the tension of the special day often overshadowed by the expectations of loved ones and friends and the desire for perfection in the ceremony and the reception are anticlimactic when it is all over. Maybe anticlimax is, in fact, the best description.

The feeling of completion in a major life event is much different than that associated with a short term accomplishment. Receiving a good grade, finding a bargain at the store, enjoying the success of a loved one, summiting a mountain on a day hike, or even the completion of a routine chore like mowing the lawn or painting the garage or even doing the dishes leaves us with the pleasure of success without the somber mood engendered by the completion of a major step that will change our life for better or worse.

Perhaps that is the answer. Most of us fear change despite the opportunity that it affords us. The constancy of the known which becomes commonplace in our lives is upset by the potential consequences of an event that might or might not throw our lives into turmoil; that may force us into making decisions that we would rather not confront because of the possible negative consequences that may result.

As I consider my own feelings and what I assume are those of most humans, I am, perhaps unfairly, judging the rest of humanity. I have no evidence that the rest of mankind suffers from my particular neurosis. I have known others that are not afraid to leap into the void of uncertainty. “Damn the torpedoes and full speed ahead”, is apparently the attitude of some, and it may be that devil-may-care sort of risk-taking is what the ultra-successful in our society possess. Did the President experience melancholia on winning the Presidency, or did he find the whole process nothing but invigorating?

It may be that aversion to risk-taking prevents us from being the best that we can be. Hopefully, our life experiences teach us that we can deal with difficulties and problems and enjoy the challenge of overcoming them. If risk aversion leads us to completely avoid a challenge, then we may never graduate from college, or move on to a potentially more rewarding job or form rewarding relationships that requires us to give of ourselves on a continuing basis. Maybe that is what separates the short term completion from the major one: That we must continue working every day to extend the completion…the winning streak…so that we may find ultimate success in life.

A Bit of Wind

I picked my sweetheart up from the airport at 2:30 this morning.  We came home and went to sleep. She had been in San Antonio helping our 2^nd daughter with the aftermath of childbirth, so she is accustomed to the Central Time Zone, and I am pretty well re-acclimated to Alaska time after our Eastern Time Zone trip to Maryland to see our 4^th daughter’s family. She woke up before I did and had sorted 2 weeks’ worth of mail by the time I got up. I used to take care of the mail, but she complained that she never got to see it. Now she sees it all, and I only get the bills and statement I wanted to see in the first place. A perfect solution.

She announced to me that she was going downstairs to work out on the treadmill and, feeding off her enthusiasm for exercise, I said that I had thought about climbing Baldy this morning. I actually think about it every morning, but she had spurred into action and the other fall pre-snow projects seemed to be under control, so I began to prepare to follow through on my pronouncement.

It may seem odd to begin to prepare, but preparation itself has a beginning, a middle, and an end. I first had to dress for the mountain’s ascent which, in this season, is pretty easy. Our October weather has been unseasonably warm and all I needed was a flannel shirt, my hiking stick, and my boots. By the time I was dressed and had gone outside, I noticed that all of the things that I had stacked on the front porch as I cleaned up for winter were all over the driveway, stuck to the fence, and in the branches of the trees. A crate of apples that had been on the porch was upset with apples all over the place. You didn’t even need to listen to the howling of the wind to guess that it had been blowing during the night.

I picked up all the paraphernalia and put it away before I finally got my hiking stick, set my heart rate monitor on my wrist, started the trip recorder on my phone, put on my headset, and started the audiobook playing. I was finally ready at 10:44 and started up the trail.

The wind normally is not as fierce climbing up through the woods as it is at the house. The house sits out on a prominence where it gets the brunt of the wind and the storms that pass through Meadow Creek Canyon, but once you start up through the woods, things quiet down and the buffeting stops. That was partially true today, but the wind was gusty and whipped around a lot on the way up. By the time I got to sit down at my favorite overlook about 2/3 of the way to the top, I had spent a lot of time picking and eating the High Bush Cranberries, the Blueberries, the Low Bush Cranberries, and the Crowberries. I wasn’t in a hurry and my book was entertaining and the autumn berries were a treat.

During the last 1/3 of the climb, the wind picked up a bit. By picked up, I mean that it began howling like a banshee. The closer I got to the top, the harder it blew. I knew it was serious when I felt my hat was about to fly away and I took it off and threaded a finger through the strap on the back. A bit further along and I could no longer hear the book playing. That was because my headset had been blown off and I had to backtrack to locate it by the side of the trail. It joined my hat interwoven in my right hand’s fingers while my left hand was still occupied with the hiking stick. My glasses were the next to feel like they were about to leave me, so I took them off and hung the bow hinge over a button in my shirt with the glasses under the shirt. By this time, I was nearing the top and the wind had become awesome. I don’t remember every having been in wind that I literally could not stand up in. To advance on the summit, I had to crouch low or move forward on my hands and knees. What a surprise that there were no other hikers on the trail!

Finally, instead of standing on the very summit in victory, I reached up and touched the highest rock with my hand before turning around and being blown to the ground, jamming my phone in the mud, and scraping the heels of my hands.

Challenging? Yes. All in all, a perfect day for a hike.

               

No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

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In the category of, “No Good Deed Goes Unpunished, I have been taking care of the list of “Honey-Dos” left me by my beloved. She, as The Angel of Mercy, gone to help my daughter recover from the birth of my 26^th grandchild, has left me alone to take care of the menial household maintenance and prepare for winter. I was given the assignment of freeing up the rusted grinders in the garbage disposal in the kitchen sink. We have lived in our new home for an unbelievable 14 years and the disposal had ceased to function as a disposal should, i.e. , it should grind up waste, and didn’t. I dutifully sprayed the grinders with a rust and environment destroying , but commercially available, chemical and in, but 48 hours, was able to free the grinders such that the waste disposal unit functioned normally.

Unfortunately, in the interim, and in a completely unrelated episode, the dishwasher, which drains into the disposal unit, had its control board burn up in the middle of the night. I awoke to a terrible “ozione-ish” smell that seemed to originate in the kitchen. I sniffed throughout the house and finally came back to the kitchen where the odor was the strongest. Since the dishwasher was no longer functioning, I took the front panel off and found the main control circuit board had burned up during the last dishwasher load. There was a crispy black and burned segment adjacent to one of the relays on the main control board, and the temperature sensor was also irreversibly fried. I searched online for the appropriate parts and found both the board and the sensor available on Ebay and Amazon. I tried to order the least expensive parts but found that the vendors wouldn’t ship to Alaska. As Alaskans are always confused by the unwillingness of shippers to send goods by the US Postal service to Alaska, I was gobsmacked and wrote to the shippers asking that they might make an exception as it would be no more expensive for them to ship to me than for them to ship to an address in, say, Seattle. Both promptly wrote back apologizing, but informing me that their policy was not to ship to Alaska. I finally accepted the Ebay offer of a vendor who would ship to Alaska for only an additional $10 and began waiting for the arrival of the appropriate parts.

In the meantime, after freeing the grinders in the disposal unit, I tried them out by grinding out some carrot tops. I watched from under the sink while the detritus spewed out a crack in the disposal’s side. We have only lived in the house since June 1, 2004 and have accumulated a few undersink items that include 4  packages of Scotchbrite sponges, 4 quarts of Jet-Dry, 10 spray-cans of oven cleaner, 4 quarts of various brands of calcium remover  (Lime-Away and others), 3 pints of granite sealer, ¾ gallon of lamp oil, ¾ gallon of wax remover, 5 packages of household surface wipes, , 3 containers of various Stainless Steel cleaner, 3 quarts of humidifier bacteriostatic treatment, and several other various and sundry items. Needless to say, this was the first time the undersink area had been thoroughly cleaned out. It would be easy to blame my spouse for accumulating the duplicated essential home-maintenance items, but I am equally responsible because I, too, bring home those things I remember we “need” while out shopping.

Anyway, the spewing leak required that I completely clean out the undersink area to find the problem. I quickly localized it to the disposal and found that I could replace the 1/3 horsepower unit with a ½ horsepower unit for only $109 at either Lowes or Home Depot. I remembered that Costco occasionally sold disposal units and, though they don’t have their inventory posted online as do both Lowes and Home Depot, I found in a telephone call, that they had a 1½ Horsepower unit for sale for only $79.99. That was $10 more than the online price, but considering the price of shipping to Alaska, was a bargain.

I trekked into Anchorage this morning to buy the disposal from Costco, returned home and installed it fairly simply in only about 30 minutes. After finding a couple of leaks in the drains requiring me to repair the existing connections with new ones, everything worked.

I am currently waiting for the dishwasher parts I ordered from Amazon and Ebay to arrive when, I trust,  that the kitchen will be back to normal before the return of my beloved. I wonder what might have occurred if I had not followed her instructions to fix the disposal grinders in the first place.

In my mind, I have to conclude that my wife is always inspired.

*800 words, as if you care. See my post of a few days ago entitled, 800 Words.